May 2013
6 posts
Reblog if today is not your birthday.
themockingjayd12:
Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
gangbanglerfish:
so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside
that’d be a damn good game
March 2013
56 posts
When my brother's in the shower...
-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
when your iPod is on shuffle and million of your...
laugh-addict:
odair:
solitaryconfinment:
odair:
when will they invent away to make puppies stay puppies forever its 2013 cmon obama
This is a full grown Golden Cocker Retriever, otherwise known as a forever puppy.
THANK YOU OBAMA
yungcarol:
mulp-plum:
what the fuck is...
You are leaving your laptop in the living room...
sodamnrelatable:
(More here)
inbetweenthelineart:
Why doesn’t Taco Bell deliver I mean it’s 2013 already, come on.
That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
illsevenyournine:
“Those poor boys’ lives will be ruined because of this.”
“But the girl was wearing—”
“She was drinking alcoho—”
“They won’t be able to play football anymore!”
“The boys’ futures are ruined because of her!”
“She should be held accountable, too!”
“What did she think was going to happen!?”
