What Now?

primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if they...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:40:34 -0400

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

waiting-for-meaning: Disney-Pixar Cameos

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:18:50 -0400

waiting-for-meaning:

Disney-Pixar Cameos

Reblog if today is not your birthday.

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:19:01 -0400

themockingjayd12:

Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

bathing-sun: stevenmoffart: corgis-with-british-accent: yobecc...

Mon, 06 May 2013 01:51:10 -0400

bathing-sun:

stevenmoffart:

corgis-with-british-accent:

yobeccaboom:

This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.

legit tears

the last gif though, he pats the cat, omg

gangbanglerfish: so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because...

Wed, 01 May 2013 00:21:19 -0400

gangbanglerfish:

so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside

that’d be a damn good game

opolla: tricksterroxylalonde: ectogasmic: napoleonbonerhard: ...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:18:29 -0400

opolla:

tricksterroxylalonde:

ectogasmic:

napoleonbonerhard:

Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

wow

whoops my hand slipped

locaoverloki: prodigium-in-the-tardis: amarilloo: deeeeeeeeeee...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:15:43 -0400

locaoverloki:

prodigium-in-the-tardis:

amarilloo:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

we-avenge-if-we-want-to:

triggafiasco:

loki-cat:

iamladyloki:

C R Y I N G OMG

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

can’t forget these

When my brother's in the shower...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:08:41 -0400

-waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

roguesquirrel: sparklegenocide: busket: sassshanatalie: th...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:01:04 -0400

roguesquirrel:

sparklegenocide:

busket:

sassshanatalie:

this is fucking awesome. great idea.

one of them is hot sauce

One of them should be soy sauce.

Photo

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:59:19 -0400

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:48:22 -0400

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:46:42 -0400

when your iPod is on shuffle and million of your favorite songs come on in a row

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:45:03 -0400

laugh-addict:

odair: solitaryconfinment: odair: when will they invent away to make puppies stay puppies forever...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:40:37 -0400

odair:

solitaryconfinment:

odair:

when will they invent away to make puppies stay puppies forever its 2013 cmon obama

This is a full grown Golden Cocker Retriever, otherwise known as a forever puppy.

THANK YOU OBAMA

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:39:37 -0400

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:37:18 -0400

andrysb24: the-captain-of-davesol: THE...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:32:59 -0400

andrysb24:

the-captain-of-davesol:

THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

It’s all come together

death-by-lulz: grapebabies: When someone wakes you up. My...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:30:07 -0400

death-by-lulz:

grapebabies:

When someone wakes you up.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

death-by-lulz: wrong-url-motherfucker: Government, Monty Python...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:26:54 -0400

death-by-lulz:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:42:44 -0400